Too Old

I was playing with my friend’s 4- year- old sister when, out of the blue,  she turned to me and asked:

“Why don’t you have a baby?”

After a moments thought, I leaned down and told her,

“I’m too old to have a baby.”

Gotta love kids.


Kids are fun- for short periods of time

This last summer I babysat my Dad’s old high school friend’s two young daughters.

I’m good with kids, only I normally babysit boys. Boys who, when I need a break, I can set  in front of the TV and they’ll play Wii for three hours. Girls don’t work like that. They demand the majority of your attention  and like to talk. A lot.

First girl (about 7): Do you have a boyfriend?

Me (resisting sarcastic remark): No.

Second girl (about 9): Do you want to be alone forever?!?

Me: Wait, what?

Also, are very interested in your personal life.

P.S.- I have also babysat a five- year old who told me, “I’m texting my boyfriend”. On her iPod Touch.