Me VS. Procrastination

“I should blog.”

“No, no you just got back from the bank! Which sucked. Reward yourself with Netflix.”

“But Mom’s watching Netflix on the Wii and my phone’s dead and I really should…”

“Nah. You can do it later.”

“But I haven’t blogged in a really long time…”

“Shh.”

“But I need to-”

“Shhh, relax.”

“But-”

“SHH!”

“…”

“Good, now go take a nap or something.”

*defeated* “Okay.”

Me VS. Procrastination

I Would en-tittle this “Arguing with Myself” but Jeff Dunham has that Copyrighted

The other day I was lying on my bed and mussing out loud that I didn’t know what to blog about when a small voice in the back of my head started arguing with me. The conversation went a little something like this:

Me: Ugh,I can’t think of anything to blog about

Voice: You could blog about any of the strange things about yourself.

Me: I don’t have any strange things…

Voice:  You collect spoons.

Me: That’s not that weird, people collect spoons…

Voice: Your Pandora goes from Breaking Benjamin to Legally Blonde the Musical.

Me: I’m a woman of many tastes…

Voice You’re talking to yourself.

Me: ….Touche.

In my own defense, my blog’s slogan is: “My Therapist Says I’m Quirky”, so I feel like I’m entitled to writer’s block once in a while.

First bone- a- fyd post

My first real blog post!  Up until this last summer I always thought of blogs as a place for whiny teenage girls to rant about whiny teenage girl problems like shoes and boys.  But then I saw a book called “Let’s Pretend This Never Happened” by Jenny Lawson (aka The Bloggess), I read the flap and fell in love; however, I didn’t have money on me so instead I looked at the author section and saw her blog site address.

And I loved it! And I found more, and loved them!

Anyways, back to me,  I’ve been mulling over the idea of writing a blog for a while now but just recently said something about it in my status. Many (okay like 3) friends told me to do it and I’m a sucker for peer pressure…

SO HERE I AM!

I’m still deciding what to post and talk about on here but likely it will have something to do with theatre, sarcasm, and awesomeness!