Conversations between my older brother and I:
Me: Oh, now I remember why I needed to go to Wal- Mart.
Him: Why’s that?
Me: To get a new travel mug. ‘Cause I had one last year…
Him: Yeah, but you stole it.
Me: That’s besides the point. At least I didn’t loose it!
At the college library looking at the field’s scoreboard:
Him: Did you see that they keep the ads on? It’s weird…
Me: I’m not saying it was aliens. But, it was aliens.
In the car:
Him: I thought it was pretty weird the first time I saw it.
Me (in a weird squeaky voice): I thought you were pretty weird the first time I saw you but then the people who birthed me told me you were my brother and I was like “oh crap”